🌸💀Sorry not sorry💀🌸

“Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.”

 Mark Twain (via feellng)

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

"вυт ι’м σиℓу нυмαи
αи∂ ι вℓєє∂ ωнєи ι fαℓℓ ∂σωи
ι’м σиℓу нυмαи 
αи∂ ι ¢яαѕн αи∂ ι вяєαк ∂σωи
уσυя ωσя∂ѕ ιи му нєα∂
киινєѕ ιи му нєαят
уσυ вυιℓ∂ мє υρ αи∂ тнєи
ι fαℓℓ αραят
‘¢αυѕє ι’м σиℓу нυмαи”💘😌🎼

"вυт ι’м σиℓу нυмαи
αи∂ ι вℓєє∂ ωнєи ι fαℓℓ ∂σωи
ι’м σиℓу нυмαи
αи∂ ι ¢яαѕн αи∂ ι вяєαк ∂σωи
уσυя ωσя∂ѕ ιи му нєα∂
киινєѕ ιи му нєαят
уσυ вυιℓ∂ мє υρ αи∂ тнєи
ι fαℓℓ αραят
‘¢αυѕє ι’м σиℓу нυмαи”💘😌🎼

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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“Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.”

– (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

adrians1:

adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

UPDATE: 

TODAY BETH RECEIVED THIS LETTER FROM A TRAINSPOTTING ORGANISATION. THIS FRAPE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL THING I’VE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

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how can this person even say no friends of trains has a thriving gift shop